Spanglish

As you may know, we are starting the English practices, so here we have the first lesson of the week:

- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner

- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little
John is a chicken things.

- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de
estar molestando = stop bugging me.

- See eye = si hay = yes we have

- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso =
you have an erection.

- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar
= I'm going to insert it in you.

- Bee bal form is you = Viva el fornicio! = I love
fucking.

- And I am mum R lah = Anda y a mamarla = Go for it
and suck it.